P.A.D.

I get the most bizarre requests, people, etc from BDSM personals. I just have to share some of them. So here is my first Personal Ad of the Day. Enjoy!

I have heard of fudging a little online, but check out this combo of stats. I don't think I want a male, lesbian who is twice my height but a third my weight...Wtf?? I'm hoping there was some sort of bad metric conversion here.